OFFICIAL SITE OF CHI-ILL

LET'S GET SOMETHING CLEAR...HE DIDN'T DISS ANYONE...HE STATED HIS OPINION. THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU NEW SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYTHING IS A DISS TO YOU CAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. THE ONLY PERSON HE DISSED WAS NAKIA WALKER HIS BUM ASS EX MANAGER.

YOU CAN'T SUGARCOAT SLAVERY

Dudes are recognised in a new religion which is going head to head with the Jedi church as the second Hollywood-inspired faith. Despite sounding like a joke, The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, is battling to become an officially-recognised faith based on the cult film The Big Lebowski. More than 100,000 members of the church have been ordained as 'Dudeist Priests', in theory giving them the authority to preside over weddings, funerals and other religious events. American, Oliver Benjamin, 43, started the world's first online religion in 2005 after watching the hit Coen brothers movie, starring Jeff Bridges as Jeff Lebowski, a surreal, ironic, dope-smoking 40-something character nicknamed 'the Dude'. Based in the Thai hippy city of Chiang Mai, 500 miles north of Bangkok, Oliver, who now calls himself the Dudely Lama, claims to have ordained over 120,000 Dudeist priests worldwide. Oliver, a graphic designer from California, travelled the world for ten years, first watched the film in 2000 and then set up a website (www.dudeism.com) in 2005. Oliver hopes that Dudeism will form congregations all over the world in the coming years.

Some taste good, others save lives but all 10 of these inventions came about by accident.

A family feud in Connecticut has two brothers tussling over their 98-year-old mom, Mary Kantorowski of Fairfield. One son sent an eviction notice to mom on her birthday

SO THIS FAT LAZY BASTARD PIG COULDN'T CATCH UP TO A GIRL IN HANDCUFFS? HE HAD TO TAZE HER POINT BLANK IN THE BACK? FTP!

"The Florida Highway Patrol have cleared 267-pound Trooper Daniel Cole of wrongdoing and have released a disturbing dash cam video that captured him tasing a 100 pound, 20 year old handcuffed girl in the back as she fled. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement determined Trooper Daniel Cole's "use of force" was justified when he tased the woman last September at the FHP Pinellas Park Substation and cleared him of wrongdoing. The fleeing woman, Danielle Maudsley, 20, suffered severe brain damage after hitting her head on the concrete and has been in a persistent vegetative state ever since."